Mint, Ink, & Snow
I'm a wreck.

At a red light next to a cop and Jared turns the volume and bass all the way up to play a trap song about killing police
Please

rhydonmyhardon:

the furries are now adapting to aquatic warfare is no place safe?

rhydonmyhardon:

the furries are now adapting to aquatic warfare is no place safe?

kawaiigod:

sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.

miss-melancholy-usa:

People be calling cars and ships and America “she” but when a trans women asks for female pronouns people be like no 

queercakes:

Like any good pair of dykes, we own two complete box sets of Buffy the Vampire Slayer on DVD.

snowingblackout:

twerkinshield:

steve and bucky being in a meeting with all the avengers at the stark tower and steve is getting progressively more pissed off with them and their shenanigans while bucky just sits at the bar ignoring everything

"bucky come on, help me!"

"no way, don’t drag me into this"

"just give me a hand!"

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Um I smoke some substances. I swear in front of churches sometimes. I screen my calls. I floss only occasionally. I kill small French children if they smile at me… little things like that.
apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

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